Carlisle to Keswick: The Cumbria Way

Despite reading on several blogs that the last (for most walkers) leg of the CW was dull, I quite enjoyed it, at least until the rain started towards the end. Perhaps it comes down to differences in temperament – I don’t mind walking along paved paths.

To be honest sometimes it’s a relief not to have to watch every step because of rocks, holes or mud. In fact I walked about 10 km before I stopped at the pleasant village of Dalston for a cup of tea and a packet of Compeed blister plasters (thanks for the tip, Mike, they fixed the problem immediately – thinking of bulk-buying to take home).

I’d certainly recommend their cafe as a friendly spot, I think everyone inside asked me where I was from and where I was going.

After filling up with tea and looking longingly at the cake selection, I headed off.

The route was strewn with wild flowers and delighted the eye.

From Carlisle to Dalston the Way was reasonably well-signposted, but from Dalston to Caldbeck there were hardly any signs and the signs there were left something to be desired.

Size, for one thing.

With the help of a few locals I managed to find the way and had a particularly nice chat with one fellow who was walking his dog. We talked about Belfast (everyone I meet wants to know what Belfast is like these days – it’s literally an hour away and costs under $100 to fly return but why go there when you can go to the Costa del Sol every year for the rest of your life, for crying out loud…ahem) and we talked about his dog, who was one year old and the love of his life. I mean this in the nicest possible way. This man gave up cycling because he got this dog and wants to do everything with it. He told me he’d always wanted to go to Ireland but he’d only go now if he could take the dog. It was endearing and reflected the complete devotion to dogs I have witnessed all over Cumbria. I don’t know whether dog lovers just like to congregate here, but I don’t recall ever seeing dogs anywhere elsewhere in these numbers.

Anyhoo, I was on such a roll with my unaccustomedly speedy walking, I forgot to have lunch, and so of course it was at the point when my stomach started to rumble that it started to rain. I had planned to camp in Caldbeck, as it has several camping sites, but once my raincoat had been defeated and soaked through by the downpour I decided I would happily pay anything under a hundred pounds to have a dry bed for the evening.

Fortunately the Oddfellow Arms in Caldbeck had rooms for £40 a night.

They were nothing fancy but the bed was the best I’ve slept in yet, out of all the pubs and B&Bs so far, since it was neither trying to swallow me whole nor herald every movement I made with loudly creaking springs or headboard. I can’t say that the staff were overly friendly or the food particularly gourmet, but it certainly did what was necessary.

I watched a comedy gala on tv and drifted to sleep listening to the dulcet tones of the staff gossiping and smoking cigarettes under my bedroom window.

The vegetarian breakfast wasn’t bad at all and set me up well for my half hour of wandering around Caldbeck looking for any indication at all that the CW passed through. I’d left my map that covered the area back at Andrew’s in Cambridge and had so far struggled through and, since I could see High Pike, my first peak of the day, from the village I thought I could work it out without help. Eventually I had to google it and found a road that headed in the right direction. The actual route will remain a mystery.

As happens every day in which I walk with my pack, the first three or so kilometres were a dreadful struggle. Nothing sits right, my hamstrings are tight, my thoughts morose. Eventually a lovely view appears, a downhill stretch is reached, and everything becomes better.

I took my time getting up High Pike, admiring the view back over farmland, and eventually reached the top where a group of energetic young people were having similar worries to me regarding the dark clouds that were gathering over the peaks.

The top of High Pike has a cairn, great views and a lot of sheep. I’d set off late from Caldbeck (10:30) but with thoughts about wild camping I could take time, and so when I spied another peak off to the east that looked like an easy walk, I decided to go have a look.

This turned out to be Carrick Fell, which a very enthusiastic lady informed me was a Wainwright, so along with High Pike I know I’ve now climbed at least two of the 214 summits he recognised. I suppose it’s some kind of accomplishment to spend a whole month walking in Cumbria and climb so few.

Back along the Cumbria Way I had an easy walk along a bridle way for a few kilometres. I sat with a German couple for a bit and ate one of their biscuits while we discussed the route. They neglected to mention the godawful bog that awaited me around the next corner, but I supposed I shouldn’t complain as I didn’t even come close to losing a shoe and it only went on for about 500 metres.

The last challenge of the day was the descent into the valley, which had looked worrying on the map but wasn’t too bad.

The way down was mostly made of these boulders with fantastic colours of lichen, from black to white and many shade of grey and green in between.

I had hoped to have my first night of wild camping and as I walked along the valley floor I kept an eye out for suitable spots. Eventually I saw some other people camping by the river and felt emboldened in my plan. I walked a little further on until I found a ruined shepherd’s hut and sheep pen with a lovely flat mossy patch beside it. I pitched my tent and felt very satisfied!

I, rather appropriately, finished reading Great Expectations, made a gourmet dinner (picture below), and went to sleep, only waking for a short while around midnight to very loud thunder and bright lightning but little rain.

Mashed hard boiled egg and squishy warm cheese on a wholemeal tortilla. Yum!

The next morning I headed on, stopping to enjoy yet another gourmet meal near Skiddaw House.

Skiddaw House is touted as being the UK’s highest and most remote YHA. I’ve never read Wuthering Heights, but the wind-blasted pines and heath-covered moor made me think it must surely be reminiscent of the book.

A relatively short way from Skiddaw House and at the end of a deep and wide valley I finally came to the gate at which I’d stopped my south to north journey and which marked the completion of my first long distance walk. Hooray! This is me looking thrilled by myself on a mountain-side.

From there it was a shortish walk down into Keswick. I wanted to tell someone – anyone – what I’d done and I passed so many people who were on their way up (it was only 10am when I finished) but I held myself back and resorted to showing off on instagram, where everyone dutifully told me I’d done a good job and were probably secretly glad to know that there was only one more blog post and maybe 50 or so photos on Facebook before they’d never have to hear of the Cumbria Way again.

But don’t worry, faithful followers, there’s more long distance walks to come!

Belfast Bits and Pieces

Belfast is certainly a different city to the place I visited in 2003. Admittedly the amazing weather and longer time I’ve had to see it have played apart, but it can’t be denied that there is a much more cosmopolitan vibe to the place now.

On our last day of driving around we kept things low key and stuck to Belfast, seeing Danny’s new house and a few tourist attractions, starting with a ‘Melbourne breakfast’. Obviously it was avocado with fancy bits on sourdough but also a smidge of vegemite too. Very nice!

Ulster Museum was on my to-do list after I’d seen it online and it was a great place to get a feel for Northern Ireland’s history, from prehistoric times to the current day.

They used to have dragons!

On the very top floor of the museum is a display dedicated to Ireland’s current #1 tourism drawcard – you guessed it – Game of Thrones.

An enormous tapestry (currently 84 metres and growing) tells the story in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry. Having seen all but the most recent season, it was interesting walking along and picking out the plot points.

The signs warning people not to touch the cloth were also in keeping with the theme.

The Museum also has a partially-unwrapped mummy. Danny said it gave him nightmares as a child. I can’t think why.

The Belfast Botanical Gardens are worth a visit if you like that sort of thing, and if you’re there on a cold day I’d definitely recommend a stroll through the heated Ravine building, which contained tropical plants from around the world.

There’s also a Victorian glasshouse with some very interesting specimens.

We took a stroll around the gardens of the big building (um… parliament? Danny, help!) in the very first photo and also drove up to Belfast Castle. It was built in the Scottish Baronial Style in 1862 by the Marquis of Donegal.

A little bit Hogwarts?

It is always nice to see historical buildings being in regular use and this castle is now a function hall and restaurant. The gardens contain sculptures, topiaries and mosaics of cats. We walked around and found a few after having a drink and a sit in the sun.

A post about the sights of Belfast would be incomplete without some photos of the murals that can still be found in various places around the city. Since my knowledge of NI history is far from complete I won’t comment on the political situation except to say that many of the more violent murals we saw years ago have been replaced but there are still a few giant paintings of men in balaclavas with machine guns in hand.

In the city centre there is plenty of (what I think of as) Melbourne-style street art. Beautiful and quirky images that go well with the new bars and restaurants.

The last bar we had a drink in was The Sunflower. Years ago people had been shot in this bar, hence the gate at the door. Now it’s a gay friendly meeting place with ukulele jam nights.

How things change!

I was sorry to leave Belfast but felt certain I’d be back.

Thanks so much to Danny and Peter for their outstanding hospitality and I look forward to repaying you in Australia!

Next stop: Carlisle and finishing off The Cumbria Way. But just before I go, a last Ulster Fry…

Northern Ireland

I have come to Belfast primarily to visit my old friend Danny, who I knew when I lived in the UK in the early 2000’s. We used to go to music events all over the country with other like-minded friends and, fortuitously, he had a spare ticket to a two day BBC festival this weekend so here I am.

Danny picked me up from the airport and we set straight to sightseeing, following directions that a friend of his had written for him.

First stop, Glenariff, also known as The Queen of the Nine Glens.

It was quite a dramatic valley and my photo does not do it justice.

After a bit of havering we found the walk down a valley to see some waterfalls.

This one has a name that means ‘grey mare’s tail’. The walk was lovely and at the bottom was a bar where we had a pint and Danny unsuccessfully tried to make me taste his Guinness.

The walk back up was slightly hampered by the pints but we made it eventually, admiring the swathes of bluebells along the way.

Next stop a little town called Cushendun. The whole town looked freshly painted and the main street was delightfully colourful.

There was also a large mural about hurling.

Next up were the Dark Hedges. Featured on one early episode of Game of Thrones, these beeches are very old and very dramatic. Unfortunately quite a few have been storm damaged and the large numbers of tourist buses are affecting the roots around the ones that still stand.

There were only a few people there and we managed to walk down the road and get some people-free photos.

By then it was getting on so we headed back to Belfast and had dinner and a couple of drinks, during which we were joined by a handful of random people. One of whom told me I ‘sounded like someone from Neighbours’. As I’ve said in previous posts, there’s nothing like travelling to make you aware of your national stereotypes. Could be worse I suppose?

The Biggest Weekend BBC Music Festival

The Biggest Weekend was a four-location music festival, with one site each in England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. In Northern Ireland the Titanic Slipways were used and, fortunately for us, it was within walking distance of Danny’s apartment.

Manic Street Preachers

The program of music was quite varied – from orchestras to rock to electronic music. Each city had a two day event, some on Friday and Saturday, some on Saturday and Sunday. Each set was recorded and could be watched either live or later on the BBC or listened to on the radio.

Danny and I were joined by his friend Ash, who was great company and stayed at his place too. When we got there we met up with more friends of his.

The event had two stages but the timing of the acts was a bit strange. Each set went for a bit over half an hour but the stages didn’t alternate. This meant that quite often the music from one was audible at the other, especially if one was heavier or had more bass. They also had big gaps of over half an hour between acts, which meant that what little atmosphere built during each short set completely dissipated when everyone sat down to wait ages for the next act. Still, since I wasn’t really interested in any of the rock bands I didn’t mind much.

The weather was bright and sunny nearly all day and sitting on the grass was nice. The act I liked best was a local dj named David Holmes, who played a very fun and upbeat set on the smaller stage and the crowd finally got moving. A bunch of ladies (who I would like to say were middle aged if they didn’t look pretty much my age) were dancing up a storm right in front of us and making us smile.

We arrived pretty early so the first day ended up being a lot of standing around and by 9pm my feet were sore and I had a bit of a headache. I decided to go to a nearby bar to sit down and have a drink while the others finished listening to Beck and then Underworld. On my way out of the concert I heard a great cheer from the ferris wheel then saw a naked man get off it and bow to the large crowd of people waiting to get on. No photos of that moment, sorry.

I took a few photos of the Titanic Museum on the way into the city.

Also some of the statues and art around it.

The pub I stopped at was called Mc Hughes and had what Danny calls ‘fiddle dee dee’ music playing and there was a young American guy there intently telling the lead singer all about his Irish heritage whenever there was a break in the songs.

Eventually Danny and Ash met me and said the whole stage had blacked out for five minutes during Orbital, who were the main act. Disgraceful! We all agreed that we’d go later the following day and have a few glasses of wine beforehand so we could spend less time in the gigantic bar queues.

In the end the Saturday involved us watching most of the acts on tv then turning up for the very last act (Underworld), getting right to the front, and having an amazing time. Their biggest track, Born Slippy, was a huge dance anthem when I lived in the UK in 2002/3 and it (and probably the wine) brought more than a few tears to my eyes when I recalled how much I’d loved those days and all the wonderful friends I’d made and the good times we’d had.

We went out afterwards to another club for a dance then came home to chat and have some drinks. We stayed up to watch the sunrise at around 4am.

A great end to the festival!

Cambridge: Gardens, Churches and the Beer Festival

I’ve made an effort to see a few things that I didn’t do when I lived in Cambridge. So before I get into the Beer Festival here’s a couple of things I did when I wasn’t taking advantage of Andrew’s washing machine, tv and couch.

Kings College Chapel

Despite the fact that this is one of Cambridge’s most iconic buildings I didn’t even consider going in until one of my co-workers, Tim, came here a few years ago and I saw pictures of the inside.

It’s £9 to have a wander around. There are side rooms with informative displays but the main attraction is the long room and it’s astonishing fan ceiling.

The big dark thing in the middle of the first photo is an oak room divider that was donated by Henry VIII. I think it’s awful but my opinion seems to be in the minority. It houses the pipe organ and keeps the riff raff in the back half of the chapel out of sight.

When visiting these kinds of edifices it always pays to look for amusement in the small details.

I don’t know what led up to this scene, but this guy’s thinking ‘I have made a terrible mistake.’

This guy looks like the textbook definition of ‘chief executor’. Or possibly ‘grand vizier’ .

The Cambridge University Botanical Gardens

I wandered down here before our first Beer Festival session. Beautiful.

The gardens were much bigger than I expected and full of students, draped like cats over every available sunny bench and table.

The gardens have lots of ‘rooms’, as well as actual rooms in glasshouses. All are well-labeled and interesting.

The chronological bed was a concept I’d never seen in any other gardens.

I had two favourite parts to the gardens. The first was the lovely scented garden, which is a bit hard to share on a blog page.

The second was the way that grass/meadow plants had been left to grow into islands and borders around perfectly manicured lawns. The contrast of soft meadow and smooth green was delightful. Also difficult to really convey in photos but you’ll just have to trust me.

I sat for a while and read my book – Great Expectations. If anyone had told me how funny Charles Dickens was I would’ve read it years ago. Although perhaps I wouldn’t have appreciated it then? Who knows.

The 45th Annual Cambridge Beer Festival

One of the longest-running beer festivals in the UK (and probably the world.. outside Germany maybe?) it is put on by CAMRA, the Campaign for Real Ale society, who are a group that works hard to promote small scale brewers and keep traditional English Pubs out of the hands of criminals who gut the insides and replace all the dark wood with IKEA pine board or worse – turn them into offices.

The Cambridge Beer Festival is no small deal. It runs for six days, two sessions a day (12-3 then 5-11) and costs £3 to get in (per session), unless you’re a CAMRA member, which costs £20 per year and gives free entry to all their events.

I attenedd the festival with Andrew, who is thrilled to have my company.

This year we’re here on Tuesday evening and then both sessions Wednesday as I’m off to Belfast on Thursday.

I decided to approach my cider and perry choices this year (beer is revolting) in the same way I choose horses at the races – amusing names.

So far I’ve had ciders called ‘Virgin on the Ridiculous’, ‘Weasel’s Wevenge’ and ‘Monk and Disorderly’. I also tried one called ‘Ghandi’s Flip Flop’ but it was revolting.

Of course it’s not all about drinking. There’s an outstanding cheese counter too.

And don’t forget the pork pies. There’s also terrific curries, roasts and fish and chips.

Could anything be more British?

We were even first in line on Wednesday – and what a line it was.

If you’re ever in Cambridge at the end of May, and particularly when the sun is shining, I highly recommend going, it’s a great day (or six) out.